icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

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apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

jakefromstate-farm:

i didnt think this was even possible

how

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Timestamp: 1397217089

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

image

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youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

(Source: memewhore, via humorstop)

Timestamp: 1397216929

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

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Timestamp: 1397209691

joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

(via humorstop)

  • Scorpio: “Why don't you have much furniture?"
  • Virgo: “Don't really need it"
  • Scorpio: “Why don't you need it?"
  • Virgo: “Builds up clutter .."
  • Scorpio: “Why don't you like clutter?"
  • Virgo: “It makes it hard to relax"
  • Scorpio: “Why do you need to relax?"
  • Virgo: “Why are you asking so many questions?"
  • Scorpio: “What are you talking about? What do you want to know? Why are you so interested in my intentions? What are you hiding that you're trying to cover? Why are you suddenly so interested in what I'm doing???"

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

(via urlcritic)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation

(Source: emmajstones, via humorstop)

Timestamp: 1397124190

You know what I absolutely fucking hate

When people choose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. No, fuck you. Fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else

(Source: deliriosity, via 69shadesofgray)